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jjhach This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Aldouane, Canada

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Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML

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JuzReading 23

Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

flufee2 27

Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol

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mazor 22

Yum

Rinat_fml 26

Go away!!!!!

Mystery_Unsolved 16

I really did not think this actually happened in life. Wow.

noah_1234 24

well alot of things happen that you dont know about

otumboo 10

your fiance is a freak !

flufee2 27

Hahahahahah

flufee2 27

Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol

Googolman 29

You couldn't have posted that in the first place instead of your original comment?

LexiDaBae 17

I bet he was trying to get first comment.

thefmlman2011 36

were you using a fishing rod?

Puffytruffles 18

How else would you catch magikarp?

JuzReading 23

Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

Tthug 34

Or a trash can. So he doesn't even have to get off the couch. But seriously. Who does this? What are the warning signs? How do I know to stay away?

Ichiya 29

I keep mine in a box under my bed.

Axipiter 24

I use a piece of fishing wire and make necklaces out of them. For when I want to look pretty.

ZY1431 24

Makes you wonder what else she's stashing and where...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Fiancé is male, actually. Fiancée is female. :)

DinosaurTacoTime 18

If my husband had one of those he would be sharing the couch with them. Can't stand germy things.

gracehi 31

Hey, you never know when a stash of old toenails will come in handy. It's just a good thing to keep around the house. I mean, what if you run out of food, and get really really REALLY hungry? Hmmm? I bet you won't think that stash of toenails is so silly then, huh?

feven 32

That's just gross.

JuggaloSimms1441 16

Lmao too funny! Could be trading items in the apocalypse! :)

feven 32

When I first started reading this fml I thought you were going to say a stash of something else.

SillyBeanie 8

Well we all have our weird hobbies his is just a little gross

vikky538 28

your husband caught red handed...