FortuneFaded
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
South Africa
My pleasure, mom!
Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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DaftBrian 0
2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree
Kamazar 0
Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.
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frreeeesh 0
It's the thought that counts.
Ryno 0
If the accident was your fault, then YDI. Learn to drive.
BaldOuting 0
wonder what she will get for xmas!
arichi 0
Two french hens...
surferdude15 0
yummy sounds like a good birthday....were they BBQed ribs....delicious!
whomajigi 0
Don't be too hard on yourself. Unless you were texting or doing something stupid and unsafe, accidents happen all the time for varied reasons. Glad everyone is relatively ok.
alexgisforme3 0
OMG #31 thats what i was gonna say haha. i feel so bad for your mom. hope all is well
ChefRyan 0
Thats why they call them accidents, Not "on purposes" It wasnt necissarly your fault
revezone 0
god DAMN it i was gona say #4. apparently a 12 days of christmas joke isnt all that original. #63 they're accidents for lack of a better word. there are faults in accidents. if you decide to blow a red light and u get in a crash, its still an accident (and still your fault) even tho u blew the light on purpose.
ChefRyan 0
haha i know i was trying to make the person feel just slightly better