My pleasure, mom!
By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa
omfg you took her out for ribs that's so nice!
the colon isn't necessary, genius. as was your birth i'm sure...
and a partridge in a pear tree!
Thank god you not my daughter!
Were the ribs from TGI Fridays?
Two broken toes, and a pelvic injury.....
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2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree
Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.