My pleasure, mom!

By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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Top comments

2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree

Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.

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LauraTheKiwi 0

3 broken ribs 2 fractured bones One muscle pulled And a fracture in your mom's spine. *sings*

omfg you took her out for ribs that's so nice!

ambrz 0

uh this is more like her FML :p

the colon isn't necessary, genius. as was your birth i'm sure...

myalleyway 9

on my mother's birthday i gave her 3 broken ribs, 2 black eyes, and a partridge in a pear tree!

buck1131 12

3 broken ribs, two black eyes, and a partridge in a pear tree

Two broken toes, and a pelvic injury.....