FortuneFaded
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
South Africa
My pleasure, mom!
Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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DaftBrian 0
2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree
Kamazar 0
Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.
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Comments (92)
LauraTheKiwi 0
3 broken ribs 2 fractured bones One muscle pulled And a fracture in your mom's spine. *sings*
SAMHAlN 0
omfg you took her out for ribs that's so nice!
ambrz 0
uh this is more like her FML :p
james0310 0
the colon isn't necessary, genius. as was your birth i'm sure...
gus3222 7
and a partridge in a pear tree!
plaidist 0
Thank god you not my daughter!
myalleyway 9
on my mother's birthday i gave her 3 broken ribs, 2 black eyes, and a partridge in a pear tree!
Alhamdulilah 15
Were the ribs from TGI Fridays?
buck1131 12
3 broken ribs, two black eyes, and a partridge in a pear tree
burnforeternity 30
Two broken toes, and a pelvic injury.....