My pleasure, mom!
By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa
awww. at least she'll remember this birthday! ;)
awwww she'll remember this brithday forever
omg! That sucks! glad you are okay though.
thats the worst gift ever i hope she feels better
lmao #8 I still laughed.
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Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.