My pleasure, mom!

By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 977
You deserved it 19 258

Top comments

2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree

Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.

Comments

sunshyne84_fml 0

awww. at least she'll remember this birthday! ;)

awwww she'll remember this brithday forever

angelxcollins 0

You couldn't even splurge for a card? :p

poshii 0

omg! that sucks! glad u r ok though

omg! That sucks! glad you are okay though.

thats the worst gift ever i hope she feels better

ihateyouall 0

Why do people always put a comma after today, even when it doesn't fit? Today is a required element of an FML, but there is no need for the bloody comma every time.