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By "Kayla Wright" - 18/04/2017 16:00

Today, like every day, my neighbor thought she could park anywhere she wanted. The landlord still won't do anything. FML
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URBeingLied2 23

Police can't get fingerprints off of rocks unless they're completely smooth. Also, a bar of soap is like a marker to windows, except much harder to remove. Raw eggs thrown at a vehicle in the winter not only eat the paint, but will most likely remove it when it freezes to the vehicle! Well I've done my good dead of the day! Good luck OP!

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RichardPencil 30

I'll bet she's letting the landlord park wherever he wants, if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean?

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bigred121970 10

That WOULD thoroughly P****ME THE EFF OFF.

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milmac 9

Sugar in the gas tank doesn't do anything at all. That's an old junior-high-school myth. Sugar won't dissolve in gasoline.

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Kraudor 2

Wait but is this in Albany

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samwilliams800 28

Just slash 3 of the 4 tires and call it good

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yourmomwarnedu 14

a friendly call to the police can get her a ticket as you need your car and can't move it. a few of those tickets or tow bills and you should be good!

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