Today, my boyfriend learned that I'll grab & hold stuff when... - FML

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By "Billie Lime" - 14/03/2018 01:37 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend learned that I'll grab & hold stuff when I sleep. So now he gives me bags of chips & other weird things when I sleep. FML

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Friday 16 March 2018 0:51

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Friday 16 March 2018 0:51

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