Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
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PandaBear_fml 0

That's happened to me too. Except I Don't have a brother.

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Benj_fml 0

That's not a bad thing at all. Girls who had experiences having crushes on guys who turned out to be gay often try to preempt it happening again by assuming any guy they like is gay. Just tell her you're not. It's really likely she'll be interested.

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Unabletuna 6

You should have slapped her and said "Bitch don't make me use my pimp hand again!" No but seriously that sucks :(

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poiuyloopy 0

Are you stupid?? Some women respect men, just like some men respect women. Don't ******* disrespect us to "show who's boss" that shit only works on the *****

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A7x4REVer 3

Isn't it terrible how chivalry is dead?

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alex_gen 38

You should've worn a hat saying "OBEY" on it and a t-shirt with "SWAG" written on it. Surely she would think you're straight then. Pitiful isn't it.

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Gaviskar 9

You sound like a douche with the whole gentleman rubbish.. YD whatever you got.

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