Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, I received an email from a temp agency trying to hire me. Surprisingly, it was the same job I was just laid off from after two years of great employment. They were trying to hire me at half my original salary. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, after getting my dream job and quitting my old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10
Would you like a McTissue?
InsaneMcFries 5
Actually you'll get double time. And I get 12.80 an hour standard at 17 years old.
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Comments (173)
dhardesty23 8
be grateful you have a job. there are plenty of people who would LOVE to work those shifts for you
Chavez45 2
better then what I get paid...
kingaxa 0
You think that's bad? I'm sixteen and I make 7.25 an hour and I've worked thanksgiving all day up until 10 pm and I'm working Christmas eve , day & new years eve & day. And not only that i dont get paid one cent extra. So honestly u don't have the worst of luck
KiddNYC1O 22
Please, this year will be the first time in 2 years I get those days off. Damn flexible jobs.
catielala 4
quit!
blacksswan 10
Hey just be thankful that you atleast have a job. Some people would do anything for a job even if its 8 something dollars an hour.
J_Gipson_02 2
Mcdonalds doesnt get paid holiday pay. I know this because i also have to work those holidays at mcdonalds. f m l
hateevryone 15
that's extra money. make that money.
cajekraze 7
At least you're working. You could be spending the holiday homeless or panhandling
TheJester12 15
You have a job. Quit bitching and be thankful.