Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, I received an email from a temp agency trying to hire me. Surprisingly, it was the same job I was just laid off from after two years of great employment. They were trying to hire me at half my original salary. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, after getting my dream job and quitting my old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10
Would you like a McTissue?
InsaneMcFries 5
Actually you'll get double time. And I get 12.80 an hour standard at 17 years old.
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Comments (173)
Timmeeh 17
Who the hell goes to McDonalds at Christmas anyway? "Well, time for Christmas dinner... four big macs and a McNuggets!"
kj00 0
All McDonalds enployees have Christmas day off. Because they're all closed. I manage one. Nice try.
MaryPoppins88 14
Yup you will get double time but that does suck
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Don't feel bad op. I had to work Thanksgiving and I'm working Christmas Eve.
sieht 0
I feel you! Got the same thing for same company!
Jirekianu2 19
You should be getting holiday pay. Unless your state sucks that much ass.
ahnyansaw 3
I work add those days, so what? YOu work in the service industry for a company that doesnt close on holidays, you work holiday. Take your holiday and suck it up.
xCycloNiCCx 0
Well if you worked somewhere besides ****** McDonald's
juwon410 1
bahda bahda baaaa im hatin it
FredtheFailLord 4
Call in sick. To complete the effect, get slammed the night before to make it plausible. celebrate in style AND take a couple of days off!