Just wait until he finds out that martians are real too.

Does he know about Tasmanian devils too?

Truth be told, as a Looney Tunes lover and a bird lover, I find the actual roadrunner to be a disappointment. They don't run at crazy fast speeds leaving coyotes in the dust with their jaws hanging open in disbelief, aren't very colorful or human-sized and most importantly, don't go "Meep Meep!"

Those are Photoshopped fakes like jackalopes and unicorns.

also never run into giant painted landscapes

they do?

Canaries, though, they're definitely just a Loony Toons things.

dont move, a representative will contact you shortly. thank you, from ACME corporation.

To be fair to him. Not everyone knows every animal. It is like the Surinam toad. Something which if it was in a film no one would believe it was real and not many people know of.

Does this man also put his balls inside the condom?