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Marleck This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Low blow

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said, "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

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You are wasting your life hoping for something to happen. She doesn't deserve your attention.

story of my life too

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Comments (43)

loquita_fml 0

I don't totally agree. You have to have patience but the best and longest love relationships start as friends. Some guys give up one day too soon or too shy to ask the right questions.

teenboy3456 0

God, I really hate how people misuse the word love sometimes. You don't love her, you can't. How can you be in love with someone that doesn't even like you? I can understand a crush, but please use the word properly. It has a lot of meaning.

Friend zone with me, and many other guys!

now gonna pump it up now, this is an emergency, music is my galaxy

kiefenator 0

sorry, bro. girls always leave the good guys in the friend circle then complain that there aren't any good guys out there.

i feel kinda bad cuz ive sayd tht b4:(

Friend zoned...like ive been more times than i care to count...

Twipz_fml 3

FRIENDZONED!

What a bitch. Forget about her.