Love, Facebook and Scams: Loser - FML

Loser

By pwndbykidz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually three ten-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

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xcgvx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:14

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iFRUiTTART 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:12

LOL . YDI for not realizing they talked like 10 year olds , and for flirting only cuz she was hot . xD

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fucentarmal 1

Monday 10 August 2009 9:18

them 4th grade prickteases are the worst.

kitteh 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:18

People who add random people on facebook to try and pick up are so creepy

redbluegreen 40

Monday 10 August 2009 9:23

I totally did that when I was younger with my friends. You wouldn't believe what kind of people would fall for it. Even if you weren't trying. YDI because you're so desperate. Remember: In the online world, everyone has the ability to lie.

bexox 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:27

This sounds like something I would have done when I was 10. If only facebook was around then.

jonny2x4 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:25

YDI for being a loser. PWNED

gelt 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:31

Thats the internet. You have to love it

HotSauce_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:32

Thats genious!!!!!! YDI btw.

dx169 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:35

Ask for more pictures of the fake girl! Quick!

BlackScorpionAng 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:43

You creepy dude.....FYL for not realizing you were talking to 10 year olds because I can't imagine what they talked about with you that kept you interested...except sex...

Paige_Nicole10 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:01

i didnt think 10yr olds knew what facebook was, much less how to work it

EMR_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:25

i didn't think anybody more than 10yrs old knew what facebook was, much less how to work it

tekcor 2

Monday 10 August 2009 10:10

I'd tell you that you should have realized when she typed like a 10-year-old, but that seems to be par for the course on Facebook.

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