Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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By ouch - 29/05/2016 23:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing around with it when he rolled over my already injured foot. At least surgery is next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2017 15:00

Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML

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Nine inch nails

By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 02:00

Today, mere hours after getting my knee out of plaster and walking normally again, I stepped on a giant nail, which went through my shoe and came out of the top of my foot. Surgery on the splintered bone, bandages, and no putting weight on it for at least 2 weeks. Here I go again. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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You did ask…

By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 00:22 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this

By aaaa - 25/09/2018 17:30

Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 18:01

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew, who told me he learned about fire safety today. I asked him what he'd do if there was a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell over, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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Incapacitated

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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semper_fi_celia 9

Sunday 5 January 2014 13:28

I'd kick him back.

umidontrember 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 13:28

Oh man, that's bad. Tell his mother! Hopefully he'll clean up his toys in the future when he learns what he did.

Comments

yusa5 3

Monday 6 January 2014 20:20

spoiled kid?

badwolf42913 1

Monday 6 January 2014 22:56

spanking isnt child abuse, spanking teaches discipline and respect. i was soanked growing up and im just fine.

rllamas 4

Monday 6 January 2014 23:29

I'd punch your brother/sister in the face for being such a shitty parent.

Heathtastic 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:12

Somebody is grounded till he's 21

slipknot6sic6 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 11:33

Slap the shit out of him

grunt_fml 17

Tuesday 7 January 2014 18:09

I wholeheartedly agree. I do not agree with spanking or slapping children in general, but sometimes it is necessary when they overstep a certain boundary. You are right, a 5 year old is very well capable of understanding he is hurting someone and in this special case, although he surely did not have the intention, he even did serious damage. The times my dad actually hit me can be counted on the fingers of one hand an I remember those moments very well, because it happened so rarely. I remember it was not the spanking that hurt the most - it was the feeling I did something that left my dad so helpless, he just did not know what to do with me. And believe me, I´ve learned my lesson.