Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Life experiences
Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my Masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML
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mshafty 0
NO WAY. You went out and got a bullshit degree with bad job prospects and now can't get a job. Haven't seen this FMY before!!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
F**k My Yo-Yo? F**k My Yarn? F**k My Youth? F**k My Yogurt? F**k My Youngster?
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Comments (64)
Bunhyung 0
If it took you that many years to understand what a semi-colon is used for, than yeah, you totally deserved it.
IDKWhatHappened 0
@31 You're an idiot; do you see your mistake now?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Obviously you had your head up your butt and completely ignored your lessons.... They taught also you that semi-colons can be used to link two independent clauses with no connecting words. You deserve it; you missed half of the lesson on semi-colons.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
They also taught you*
hoolie06 0
Unless, of course, he already knew that.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Which, of course, is part of my joke -_-
ColdGold 6
Where I work, we have master's degrees applying for entry-level, low-paying positions. The ones who do have master's degrees have to do community work and have a pet project. There is not that many jobs to go around. The old farts are not retiring so the good jobs don't ever open up.
spiderman0606 0
Retiring... or dying. Whichever's first.
delco714 0
from my MA i got the certification to prescribe medicine, assist in surgery and do anything else along those lines.
ragsy 7
Note OP says "masters programs," not masters degree. Sounds like a bitter student looking for a reason to drop out.
ROFLUMAD 0
Masters in English? YDI right there, end of story. Oh, and have fun working at McDonald's.
reyemrein 0
c'mon he could get to Wendy's if he really applies himself
Osakhomen 0
It looks better than just a bachelors..
gotit4cheap 0
should of listen to yo momma and sold drugs instead...
Uzumaki_fml 0
Well look there! You're writing all that in one sentence. Oh... you could do that before you got a degree too.