Love, Work, Kids and Relatable: Lesson learned - FML

Lesson learned

By gymnasticscoach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a kid I coach on a regular basis was talking to me about what I did outside of work. After we were done with the conversation, she told me with a straight face that I needed to get a life and get a boyfriend. She's 10. And she's right. FML

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d347hm4n 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:50

Damn, your a gymnastics coach and you can't get a boy friend. You must really be doing something wrong. I'm a programmer and I don't have a girlfriend. At least I have an excuse!

ammali 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:22

As if having a boyfriend makes you a better person or something... tell the kid she'll understand when she's older. That'll piss her off!

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FuzzMonkey09 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:34

Bet she got that from Hannah Montana. You dont necessarily have to have a boyfriend in order to be happy

jessiegirl 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:53

A kid talking to an adult like that needs the taste slapped out of her mouth.

btbamfan75 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 16:09

true story

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:56

If your not enjoying life by yourself then adding another person to the mix isn't going to solve a thing. Only cause other problems. You have to be happy with yourself before you can even think about letting someone else into your life. When your there then that special person will probably find you.

Misanthropist 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:04

Little brat, make her run laps for being a smart-ass.

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:13

hahaha #15, thats what my basketball coach would've done. XD But, OP, this is a sign you should get a move on it.

Stupidpeople 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:29

Boys are trouble....and dont moan to 10 year olds....after all, what do they know?

lubby_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:41

Really?....you are a gymnastics coach and you can not get a boyfriend. O_o I did not know that was possible....I do not mean to sound mean but....Really?

Neenertastic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 15:42

Oy. What a brat. Bench that kid.

loopy_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:00

I was told that by a kid once too. And they were also right.

vvtumblesbee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:05

#5 maybe you should get with OP =)

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