Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
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Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
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Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML
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NYC_Yoshi 3
what was your answer to the "do you work well under pressure" question?
Olovio 5
Should've had a V8!
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Comments (91)
AquaZombie 0
Awww that sucks OP. I'm nervous to get my job as well :(
likeyourelooking 6
Jesus. it took you a year to get a job interview???? someone needs to spruce up their resumé.
psychwardnurse 0
wow you're a winner! I would be hiring you on the spot!
shmeetak 0
the same thing almost happen to me. I had to calm myself down. it's really hard to find jobs nowadays so it does get to you. it's been a year for me also. just next time think about something else while on your way there so you don't get so worked up about it.
teebabyy 0
ohhh god nd I have an interview 2day at 3!!
drumchick4ever7 0
well obviously you can't even construct a sentence...so instead of looking for a job GO BACK TO SCHOOL
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
in the middle of the it!! oh no!!!
hilpo 1
Oh you poor thing, OP. That really sucks. Better luck next time... Think positive and try to relax as best you can.
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
#1 win!!
boatkicker 4
I passed out on my first day of work at my current job. But that was due to dehydration caused by my own stupidity, rather than due to nerves. And I like to think I've recovered from such a serious case of idiocy.