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Jilting John

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

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College Life

Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.

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I hope you never give him a second chance after a stunt like that.

ooo. that sucks.... fyl

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Maybe he got stuck on a roof in Las Vegas because his friends were tripping on the date rape drug.

It couldn't be - I gave them ecstasy

wootness 0

And they're part of my wolf pack

It's no longer called the date rape drug. They are called groundies.

Good for you! You didn't have to suffer from having an aweful husband. Trust me that's much painful than what happened.

pistol122 0

omg thats horible

alexgisforme3 0

i am so sorry!!!!!!!! i hope there was a real good excuse for that. will you guys get married again?

you must have gotten fat.. hit the gym.

Nolimets 12

You could use a gym membership . 🤦🏼‍♀️

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jewelzgalore 0

I am so sorry. Kick his ASS next time you see him.

I liked this then decided I don't think it's a good idea. The better thing would be to act as if it didn't hurt and life is FABULOUS! Or make it known to him that you're happy he didn't show and everyone knows HE'S AN ASS. "Whew, I was thinking of not showing, but decided the guests and family (not him) would be upset. I almost looked like the ass"

What a dick move.

simeezee 0

oh damn. that's messed up.

Better that, than a terrible husband! :$:$ Sincerely, a huge hug for u!