alicia75
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Elkhart, United States
Jeremy
Today, my teacher told us at least 7 different stories about his cat, Jeremy, and how much he eats. And he wonders why we never get anything done in his class. FML
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dakotahulsey 15
Turn in notes of the stories and claim it's all you learned.
RenoTheRhino 30
Hopefully, that makes class not boring, unless it's a fun class.
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Ziggy122 15
I had a professor who loved to tell stories about her cat, Archimedes, rather than actually teach us mathematics. I feel your pain.
pwnman 33
Last year in grade eight, I had a supply teacher who gave us irrelevant speeches. He began with giving us a lesson on a topic we were learning about (Being a Global Citizen), but then told us that our generation is horrible and we just use phones and have sex. He then said how successful his son is.
Witchylady 17
I had a lecturer like that. He spent a whole semester talking about advertising of chocolate biscuits and when it came time for the exam he had to pass every one in the class cause he never taught us anything. I don't think teachers know how to teach anymore. Sorry you have a moron as a teacher. But I think cats are great. So yay for the cat stories.
Enslaved 36
"Will we be tested on this?"
weveallbeenthere 30
hopefully he gives a test on Jeremy and you pass it.
gingerface81 16
Preposterous! Who would ever name a cat Jeremy?!
Omniprism 14
That sucks. Sounds like people are assholes. Well get a hotel room and start searching. Maybe one by yourself. Good luck.
upallnight11 19
Wrong FML?
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
Are his test questions like "If Jeremy was 21 pounds on Tuesday, and he ate 10 8 ounce cans of food, and then pooped twice, how much will he weigh Wednesday morning?"
rinzle 0
Had a couple of teachers like that in high school. Oddly enough all of them were english/literature teachers.
juliawolak 8
Your teacher sounds awesome.