Cats, Teachers and Animals: Jeremy

Jeremy

By alicia75 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhart

Today, my teacher told us at least 7 different stories about his cat, Jeremy, and how much he eats. And he wonders why we never get anything done in his class. FML

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dakotahulsey 15

Thursday 27 March 2014 10:07

Turn in notes of the stories and claim it's all you learned.

RenoTheRhino 30

Thursday 27 March 2014 10:04

Hopefully, that makes class not boring, unless it's a fun class.

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fantasyworld 37

Saturday 1 November 2014 21:51

I hate teachers like that. It's fine if there is a mixture, I like that, but constantly telling stories is annoying.

thepandaman01 8

Sunday 14 June 2015 20:56

I hate teachers like that, especially when they yell at the students for not doing well in the class

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