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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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teague95 16
gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs
zandalee 20
For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.
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Juicelynlovesyou 0
Well that's a fail.
Sharpie23 7
Man, you're so original...
mmmPoptarts 6
God I hate those tropical icebergs, they always get in my way!
JackeeDawn 9
I doubt it technology is better now. Maybe they'll see the iceberge.
WCARlover 35
So is your duckface
IOmnomHard 10
Aw, WCAR. :P You beat me to it.
IOmnomHard 10
Aw, WCAR. :P You beat me to it.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
20- you realize that there are no icebergs to see in the gulf of Mexico, right?
awagh666 14
^no shit???
Dahgman 4
"Well that's a fail." I'm starting to tell the age of commentators by their vocabulary. Use of "fail," "win," "epic," or "awkward" pretty much lets us know when the 13 year old gamers have put down their joysticks for a spell to see what life outside the console box is like
Anubis_81 21
Why the hate? It is a fail. What more can be said?
WCARlover 35
Dang she changed her picture so now she doesn't have duckface...
reddawn1985 12
You wont hit an ice burg you'll just find oil
jjmiller1001 17
Your the fail
shjenn 7
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Llamacod 11
sharpie, I looked at your profile and I have to admit that it wasn't my penis that took me there it was that photo of an amazing ass that did
Llamacod 11
113, it's *you're*
silbot 11
47- Not necessarily... There's plenty of "older" commentors on here who type like that.
snarkytruth 37
Probably just doesn't want to pay for it.
Objectofdespair 1
Hahahahaha I lold so hard! I'm sorry op
whatsup215 0
You what so hard ??
BunchieRules 31
16 - I believe that is short for "Laugh out louded" without the E.
JayRule28 0
Or maybe laughed out loud?
Llamacod 11
no, I like "laugh out louded", it makes the world seem... so like some one failed 2nd grade
BunchieRules 31
60 - It could be laugh or laughed if the D wasn't included at all. But "lold" actually makes the D look like the first letter of another word.
teague95 16
gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs
THEKAISER 4
They're pretty deadly this time of July
bertman21 5
Some people aren't to bright.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
^too* The irony ;P
patrickalamo 48
Explain, global harming to him.
SuperDerp 8
71- Yeah! Lovely global harming. Just explain global WARMING to him dosent make sense. Global warming makes the earth warmer, so climates shift, i.e paris and france becoming a desert.... But yeah still, and iceberg.... Thats why they have all that cool stuff on the boat to detect ice and ect. In the water.
bertman21 5
**** you 68
APK2797 5
The ones that arent existant lol
doctorhook86 25
Mexican icebergs: uncrushed ice cubes in your margarita.
leadawg75 12
Diablo O.o
bertman21 5
68 there is a big difference between spelling a word wrong, and thinking that there are icebergs in the gulf of Mexico. Yes I know this is extreme but go **** yourself
Michele2luv 8
109- I will forever call it that now. Thank you
bettyboop428 24
73-You have no room to comment on anyone else's mistakes.
SomeRussianGirl 3
That made me lmao.
thrashtildeath 9
what a moron!
whatsup215 0
Near ... Far ... Wherever you are ... Anyone care to join? No? Ok haha
pokemonchick14 12
MY HEART WILLLLL GO ONNNNNNNN
pokemonchick14 12
......and whatever all the other words are..
nado13579 12
EEEEYOOOOOOOOOO :]
katieeamberr 2
We'll....stay... Forever this waaaayyy..
beauty_life_love 7
WhereEVER you aaaare! I believe that my heart will, go oooonnn. OOONNNCCEE more! You OOOOPEN the door!...
IOmnomHard 10
Well, you've got a boyfriend who's actually seen titanic. I think that cancels out the fact hes a bit dim witted.
IOmnomHard 10
Thumbed myself down for awkward double post. :(
Blackmail111 9
You should've thumbed it down again for being such a stupid one too.
mimi_animee 18
You don't have to see the movie to know what happened to the boat..
IOmnomHard 10
Well, you've got a boyfriend who's actually seen titanic. I think that cancels out the fact hes a bit dim witted.
IworkAt711 14
How?
brewmasterg 34
First of all, I'd like to say that watching the movie all the way through would actually probably detract from your intelligence rather than add to it because it's pretty terrible. Secondly, OP's boyfriend might not have seen the movie because, oh, the Titanic was a real ship that sank. Idiot.
A7X_LoVeee 10
"Because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like IN Titanic." So pretty much means he watched the movie. Why so angry?
IOmnomHard 10
Yeah, really. Something up your ass, grass sniffer? Atleast I read the FML correctly...and I as well don't care for the movie, I just hear a lot of girls complaining how their boyfriends don't watch movies like that.
iHeartRKO 5
Yea and 84-- the movie was the $hit.. So your opinion is invalid. Sorry try again
zandalee 20
For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.
BunchieRules 31
At this point, I'm afraid not even Google can convince her boyfriend. He is simply geographically challenged. It's a disease, really.
TheDragonWarrior 5
Ignoritis. I've read about it, truly devastating. I give you my condolences OP
outoftown 27
Maybe if she shows him where the north and south poles are... or not. Not getting my hopes up with him.
missathegirlwond 19
I guess the fact that Mexico doesn't have icebergs due to its close proximity to the equator never occurred to him.
outoftown 27
Oh, yes, and then she can show him the equator...
PizzaRollsss 5
Go alone then, his loss. Cruise ftw.
HeartOfLead 24
I'M ON A BOAT