Miscellaneous: It's not a phase!

It's not a phase!

By allycat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It'll be good for her." FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

id get suspicious of the rest of them.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

wow... interesting family you got there

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ILoveDaWorld 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:41

sorry for your sister

NTimmy 2

Monday 25 July 2011 12:22

haha u make it sound like she died putting it like that XD

DaimonxWitch 4

Monday 25 July 2011 8:42

what kind of cult is it? :O a cult is just a group of people worshiping something, so they're not all bad.

ninjaCarebear 17

Monday 25 July 2011 8:45

hahahahaha. I just read that FML.

BooGhosted 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:05

As well as worshipping the damned while killing and chanting. But that's just my cult ;)

DaimonxWitch 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:24

again: not all cults are like that. if a group of people worship a musician- that is a cult. if a group of people get together and worship a deity- that is a cult. not all cults are bad.

stacianichole 2

Monday 25 July 2011 21:07

yeah. it's too bad charlie manson went and ruined cults for everyone...

redmonkey224539 9

Friday 27 January 2012 10:33

Thats right, a cult is just a small unorthodox religion

rocklare18 7

Monday 25 July 2011 8:42

at least your mom didn't make you shop lift at the dollar store

Alexander22 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:49

Hahaha! I read that one!

LinTurk 4

Monday 25 July 2011 8:42

bald head -check Nikes on. - check Kool Aid. - check

shadowgamer_x 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:42

Well...it'll teach her to be more consciencous

8sq 13

Monday 25 July 2011 8:44

which cult?

Glitterhinoceros 14

Monday 25 July 2011 8:49

Why would you spend a year in suspicion instead of just being like YO, ARE YOU IN A CULT?

shutupYDI 4

Monday 25 July 2011 10:24

hahhahahaha! this made my day

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Monday 25 July 2011 8:57

SOOOOOOOOOO FRICKIN PISSED.

kennedyboopants 1

Monday 25 July 2011 8:58

cult?

MrSexyPants 14

Monday 25 July 2011 9:01

At least you know she isn't part of "The Family..."

adeline8680 5

Monday 25 July 2011 18:10

That's the best cult of them all!

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Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML

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Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

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