Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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DifferentSparkle 5

Haha that was hilarious. YDI, but it's still hilarious! I've have a hard time not saying something like that too.

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scooter69 0

that's actually pretty funny haha I would have laughed

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KBruce317 0

Nice job on being a smartass. At least you didn't make one of those distasteful dead baby lines. I can't even call those jokes because jokes imply that they are funny. They're not funny at all. It's just sick and disgusting.

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x805xUnknown 6

You make it sound like you're a robot. :p

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kbn 0

that's funny. if this was facebook I would like this in a heartbeat!

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ZachMitch1994 0

hahahah omg wow ... seizures suck I used to have them when I was a baby ba thing to say

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