elcee1987
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate
Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. Now my niece won't stop making the same hand gesture. FML
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vriskahs8 12
Monkey see, monkey do.
michaelaranda 28
Have fun explaining that to her parents op.
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Moosebandit 6
Time for a talk
Sangue0608 26
Well that escalated quickly
MitiMiki 16
90% of the population masturbates, 10% are liars.
SecundusSecunda 27
Not at the table, Carlos!
Jryan952015 7
She's gotta get ready for when she's 18.
BabyrooKid 11
Now is the time to explain to her that "spanking the monkey" has nothing to do with a butt-whipping.
RealSuperSand 21
So the monkey was spanking his monkey. Nice.
pedramUchiha 7
are you bad luck brian?
IcelandicFart 13
They're evolving... ???