elcee1987
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. Now my niece won't stop making the same hand gesture. FML
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vriskahs8 12
Monkey see, monkey do.
michaelaranda 28
Have fun explaining that to her parents op.
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gosh_mate 30
Ahhh animals and children
Dexter83_fml 17
Sorry OP but I did find that pretty funny
max_dilbe 14
Well, did it distract her atleast? :P
limegreenpoopie 31
Oh...not good.
Silk_Routes 14
let her grow up after couple of years and realize
worldclassrager 41
The downside of zoos...you never know what they will do...
TheNewGuy03 29
Reminds me of a time when I went to the Seoul Zoo, and it seemed like every primate was having their way with themselves. It was a strange day indeed, but fortunately, I had no children with me, so I didn't have any awkward conversations. The other kids there were giggling, though.
mrmelvinheimer 10
It's not a trip to the zoo if you don't see a monkey jacking it.
RecklessNapkin 16
Alrighty then! Lets see what her paremts say shall we?
Masift 21
At least you made her stop crying :D good luck OP D: