Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
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nadnerbz 6
Here come all the weed debates...
kamikrazy 6
Police officer: How high are you. Pothead: No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"?
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cleana14 4
Where In Minnesota u From I'm from Northside Let's Blaze
xxphxx 1
I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. Your elitist parents or you for believing such a cliche stereotype
12kingk 0
435: I'm not trying to be rude by any means. However, you have been very misled with your facts of the dangers of marijuana. I am not a smoker, but I've had multiple years of medical and nursing classes and much research for it medicinally. Yes, granted the fact that smoking is unhealthy for you, there is a major difference between tobacco and marijuana. They do not have the same chemicals in them. While cigarettes contain rat poisons and other disgusting toxins that cause cancer, marijuana does not. It is an actual herbal plant that grows from the ground. I'm not using that to justify smoking because as I said earlier, I have never smoked a day in my life. I have several friends that do, and none of them are the least bit lazy. It's not the pot, it's the OP using the pot as an excuse to do nothing.
FluffyWizdom 15
poor stoney mc stone stone
mina73 0
cannabis causes schizophrenia. fact. especially in adolescent s, mainly because it interfere s with the developing pathways in the brain. modern strains of weed are much stronger. I am schitzoaffective . if you insist on using cannabis, try and wait until you've reached maturity .
TEZZ 24
It is true that smoking cannabis can set on schizophrenia if there is already a predisposition for developing mental illness, but not all cannabis smokers will develop schizophrenia JUST because they smoke cannabis.
lovewrightordie 5
They aren't right
McCunterson 3
Oh my god you are annoying.
mjg1416 10
Heyheyheyhey......……..................smoke weed every day
shotgun_girl 17
Hell there are a lot of nerd pot heads out there. How do you think they cross breed and genetically modify and specially grow super weed?
sharond23 10
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bullshit