Transportation and Miscellaneous: Hey you - FML

Hey you

By Anonymous - 30/06/2026 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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By Rayray - 17/02/2025 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By anonymous dude - 07/03/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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Let's pretend this never happened

By Anonymous - 10/05/2025 15:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I ran into an old friend in a grocery store. We both went in for a hug, but at the exact same moment we both leaned in for a cheek kiss. We ended up awkwardly smashing faces together and then slowly pulling away, silently pretending that whatever that was didn’t just happen. We haven’t spoken since. FML

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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ksks1234 33

Tuesday 11 March 2014 8:17

Since you both made the mistake, maybe you both can laugh about it and become friends.

woainishamu 21

Tuesday 11 March 2014 8:18

Awkward on both parties! Get her number ;)

Comments

Daiseyrayne 6

Wednesday 12 March 2014 17:02

That is actually pretty awesome!!!

Jennaflamingo 14

Wednesday 12 March 2014 18:22

This needs follow up

kathrinex 26

Wednesday 12 March 2014 19:09

Haha, that's awesome!

mookiemookie01 24

Wednesday 12 March 2014 21:46

You do now!

Robert1989 9

Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:17

and know you made a new friend.

amanduhweezy 5

Thursday 13 March 2014 2:35

What is netball?

ob81 8

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:47

Hope you got her number op. That was your soul mate!

RyantotheP 6

Thursday 13 March 2014 20:16

that is awesome

rybaby23 8

Thursday 13 March 2014 23:34

....I see an awkwardly beautiful relationship coming out of this. Haha it's okay OP

bebopoo621 14

Saturday 15 March 2014 12:12

That sounds like the absolute best way to make friends!

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