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By 2for1 - 28/03/2019 00:00 - Norway - Sandefjord
By 2for1 - 28/03/2019 00:00 - Norway - Sandefjord
By screaming monkey - 04/04/2012 10:13 - United Kingdom - Whitton
By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States
By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Bear - 24/05/2022 00:01
By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 19/07/2019 00:01
By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 02:38 - United States
By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London
Make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil.
You got that right! WTF?!?!?
I recommend getting that checked out.
Had something similar after I gave birth. I googled around. Apply lube on the opening and then push as hard as you can. Took almost 30 mins, super hurt/sore like hell after, but got that hard bugger out. LOL
Is that some kind of Norwegian idiom? Do you refer to a hardened turd as a “kid of gold?” No wonder the movie “The Golden Child” did so poorly in Norway!
I feel like there's a perfect comment for this situation
"That's not a shitty enough situation."
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Make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil.
I recommend getting that checked out.