Gioia
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Vidin, Bulgaria
Hard pass
Today, I was so nervous about a first date that while trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
The irony is that he had a phobia of social butterflies.
n4ture 20
I don't see anything wrong in that question, maybe bit weird but.. yeah.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (70)
Nilorak 24
Well that bites.
ironic_legacy 9
It's hard to find a mantis day and age. Sorry OP
M3DIC4T3 29
I don't know OP, you seem really interesting, if your idea of breaking the silence involves questions like that! I think he's missing out.
Pstraka6 20
Breaking that awkward moment is hard! Give yourself some credit, they obviously did not think of anything to say which is much worse. I'm sure that's not the reason why, maybe they simply though you two did not click. Pick your feet up because now you know how to break the ice!
perdix 31
You need to learn the standard date questions: Which Law of Thermodynamics is your favorite? Which biblical plague do you think is the most fun? (Correct answer: boils) If you could kill one person and get away with it, who would it be? Once you get the typical chit-chat small talk out of the way, hopefully your nerves will have settled and you'll be able to take on serious matters.
Pleonasm 36
For me it's: - If two systems are both in thermal equilibrium with a third system then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other. Good for saying you're up for a three-way. - Water to Blood. What? Everyone has fetishes. - Inthenameof. I always wondered who that guy was from that Rage Against the Machine song.
perdix 31
#20, nice! The Zeroth Law -- not the coolest, but the one with the coolest name. The coolest one is the Third because it says so! Ya gotta go with boils if you want to score with the hot ladies. You say blood and all you'll end up with is Twilight fanatics. You want that?
Pleonasm 36
Yes. Desperately easy is the way to go.
s15c 9
Wise advice. Taking notes now.
Louis1992 9
The 1st date is always the hardest in my opinion. But u should of just asked her to tell u more about herself and keep going from there.
perdix 31
#17, I respectfully disagree. I think it's the last one that's the hardest. Sometimes, they are the same date, though.
AshaaFerreira 22
Well if you must know Im afraid of spiders! If you kill them for me ill go on a second date!
jjmiller1001 17
splat! killed it for ya
RedPillSucks 33
The spider or the date?
AshaaFerreira 22
Thank you! Lol
AshaaFerreira 22
The spider! Lol
Kuhu1993 21
Aaaah.. That could happen to the best of us. Not a problem OP! Learn and move on
Original_Outcast 23
Today, I went on a date with a guy it was awkward then I farted. We were in a quiet area. FML
RedPillSucks 33
That's the first thing I thought too. Disturbed minds think alike???
ordonblade46 3
As long as he was having fun, it's alright