Happy Birthday

By Schubey - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - North Bay

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML
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Top comments

ICastillo 24

Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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1PaulyD 9

Happy birthday its your day, don't worry, more birthdays to come

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mackdeezy 22

Oh please, they wanted to go to club 33 I bet

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TALZZZ14 11

Your parents can kinda go to hell....

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EffYoLife 14

Crappy parents. I dont get how some parents can treat their kids so mean. Unless they have crappy kids

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FaraPjJammaz 13

Your birthday present was an empty house all to yourself. Duh! ;D

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spottyblanket 8

Wow...throw a party OP, make some long distance calls and order all the pizza you can eat

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FireFlie07 20

Not cool. You can register at Disney to get in free on your Birthday. They wouldn't have even had to pay for the ticket.

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ur2nvthis85 3

Or you could have just went yourself...It's free on your birthday!

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