By thedri11 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxnard
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That isn't what Costco is for?! And I feel like pretty much any college student could write this FML
ImmaMonster - You are not allowed to take responsibility for a posting mistake like that here. It's against the site rules (don't bother looking...the mods just edited that part out to troll you). You need to come up with a very lame-sounding excuse right now. My suggestion would be "My sister stole my iPod!" Go write it now before the mods ban you, and don't ever let me catch you pulling a stunt like this again.
I've actually heard about several people doing this. Nothing to be ashamed of OP.
Hopefully they had food and not febreze samples or something.
Are you people stupid, insane, or completely devoid of humour? That was clearly a joke, and a decent one at that. Please go look up "humour" (or "humor" if you're so inclined) in the dictionary. That's the big book with words and stuff in it. Alternately, you can be lazy and just fucking google it.