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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good question
Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, "You're still here?" FML
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cheeeksss 29
What did you expect from him if you slept with him just from meeting at a party? Breakfast?
Mathalamus 25
Probably didn't expect you to stay. Who actually just ups and leaves after sex anyway? Seems like a grievous insult...
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tnlander 20
When you have casual sex you get casual responses. Never sleep at a strangers place, that's how you end up in a shallow grave. Always have an exit strategy.
CoupeDeAce 6
Maybe he expected her to leave on her own accord. I've woken up alone, and not surprised. Most of the time I don't want to see the other person the morning afterwards. That awkward, "What's your name again..." conversation.
tranced_ 45
sorry op you should never see him again
blink831forever 13
You deserve it for staying over for so long. The rule is to ****, Cum and then leave. Don't try to make more of it then, what it already is.
mr_anonimous 9
she passed out, and woke at 3am. she never said she cuddled and tried to have breakfast with the guy lol.
hugtrees13 16
What did you expect from a hookup/one night stand?
CaptMacLeod 45
<rolls over in bed> "Who the hell are you?" "I'm the guy you ****** last night." "Oh, yeah. Were you any good?"
britt110619 10
Ehh your better off with out him
Vagitarian4life 14
Can I get your number? I won't kick you outta bed!
FelicityWishes 32
That's rude. I get that it's a one night stand and all but OP passed out. Let them get some rest or something instead of just expecting them to leave straight after sex.
allforfun 23
Classy.