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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good question
Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, "You're still here?" FML
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cheeeksss 29
What did you expect from him if you slept with him just from meeting at a party? Breakfast?
Mathalamus 25
Probably didn't expect you to stay. Who actually just ups and leaves after sex anyway? Seems like a grievous insult...
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sour_dough22 12
I bet your father is really proud of you, ****.
lmbachman 23
YDI for sleeping with random people. Sheesh.
aspecialspecial 21
Reasons to not have sex with random people, they couldn't give two ***** about you.
sour_dough22 12
I love it when people report my comments...assholes
NickTheBleak 2
Act like a *****; get treated like one.