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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

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hail_this_villai 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:12

Should've thrown in an eighth and said "Ironic."

abdur 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:04

lol Perhaps you should have listened.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 December 2015 1:24

Listener isn't an adjective.

guii_fml 24

Thursday 24 December 2015 20:12

Listener isnt an adjective its a noun. Good listener wouldve been better good being the adjective and listener being the adverb. Hopefully you didnt say you were good at english

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