mottephobe
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.
yourreflection 0
shame on you
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Comments (282)
TomFeltonFan 0
lol, attack of the killer butterflies
IMveryHUNGRY 3
At least the kids had fun? haha
enonymous 9
Don't you dare smash any. Dont need another butterfly effect happening
nerdchic 5
that def wasn't from smashing a butterfly
rudie_fml 0
yeah your ****** op
Frelling 0
No, it is not my '****** op'. Are you sure it is not yours?
DocBastard 40
Haha! You're both wrong. Rudie was obviously trying to say "you ****** OP", but I have no idea who he's talking to. Certainly not me...I don't **** crazy people.
TehFMLKing 0
I do, crazy people are wild in bed
stevenmx86 8
Butterflies? Really?
Snackbars 0
At least you're not afraid of pickles. ...And you had to go on a fieldtrip to a pickle factory. There are some weird fears out there, and this one is relatively normal. But still. BUTTERFLIES. I can't think of anything less harmless.
Beowulf209 5
Slugs
Lunaa94 6
I can. Pickles.
Sprklss 0
lol
PassTheDutch 0
I think a pickle could kill you before a butterfly could.
mazzera_fml 7
im scared of butterflies and moths.. especially moths ewww give me a spider any day
Sprklss 0
Yuck, moths are so gross...maybe she means moths instead of butterflies?
applecaketree 0
Same here, I'm scared of moths and Daddy Long Legs *shivers*
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
Unlucky OP, but I don't know why, out of everything out there, you're scared of butterflies. Oh well. You remind me of a guy in the film The Cottage
_yarrrr 0
....it's always the butterflies you don't suspect......
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
really? butterflies?....