Gassy

By MuteNToot - 26/02/2015 21:17

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML
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leopardwilliam 22

A true friend wouldn't mind a little flatulence

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Tessa_11 19

Why did you have it muted before that anyway??

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ebadams311 10

the fact you had already muted them shows how "wonderful" of a friend u are. then again how did she not know you weren't talking she mist talk a lot.

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nialls_girl 13

Well true friends don't really care especially if they don't have to smell it. Just let her know what happened. FYL.

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Haelee 2

so yeah you probably deserved it and it was funny. you probably gave shitty advice.. it's a pun..

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meg13rocks 26

I moderated this! I feel so proud that it made it through... almost as if it were my child crossing the finish line.

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lozano_28 3

why was it muted in the first place? but i mean the friendship obviously wasn't strong enough to handle some farting ..

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SookyLala 13

good old shrek has the answer, better out than in. I would not let one out in public, but in the 'comfort' of my own home, i loke being comfortable

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LAUREN_1053 19

You took "actions speak louder than words" to a whole new level

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cheshireau 26

She isn't talking to you because you farted? That really isn't a big deal.

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ally8 21

You have truly made me smile today! Thankyou!!

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