Health: Today, I thought I was taking my leftover gluten-free pizza to...

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By @robindp514 - 26/10/2018 20:45

Today, I thought I was taking my leftover gluten-free pizza to work for lunch. It was my daughter's leftover full-of-gluten pasta. #FML @robindp514

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slytheryn 14

Friday 26 October 2018 22:25

Relatable.

Zambady 11

Saturday 27 October 2018 1:29

If you can mess up pasta and pizza I pray for your safety in life

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slytheryn 14

Friday 26 October 2018 22:25

Relatable.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 October 2018 22:39

“Today, my mom stole my delicious left-over pasta I was looking forward to enjoying at lunch, and was assaulted by her disgusting gluten-free “pizza” topped with extra hypochondria. FML.” There, fixed it for ya!

Ruby_Rose 1

Saturday 27 October 2018 0:01

Aww snowflake

Xicad 5

Saturday 3 November 2018 23:24

or someone with celiac disease or an allergy

Zambady 11

Saturday 27 October 2018 1:29

If you can mess up pasta and pizza I pray for your safety in life

whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 27 October 2018 5:32

I understand simple mistakes grabbing the wrong tupperware in a morning rush, but you can also simply go out to lunch.

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