Intimacy: Forgiveness - FML

Forgiveness

By notacaveman - 16/04/2013 13:27 - Netherlands

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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

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TOP COMMENTS

SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 16 April 2013 19:07

She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Tuesday 16 April 2013 19:09

It must be the whoremones.

Comments

SammiixSue 13

Friday 19 April 2013 4:12

I'm sorry OP, but if she cheated on you you're better off without her.

JMW177 6

Friday 19 April 2013 7:01

What a bitch

bigsticks 2

Friday 19 April 2013 13:59

You poor bloke

b7o7r7 1

Saturday 20 April 2013 5:43

Crazy bitch.

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:19

I'd consider that a gain rather than a loss, once a cheating ***** always a cheating *****

chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 6:06

Welcome to "Psycho World". Stick around and see how much fun it can be.

RHCPmagik 0

Monday 22 April 2013 6:04

Good that she dumped you, you dont need that cheating *****..

Inked0803 12

Friday 26 April 2013 3:18

Stop meeting girls on the corner

Elfkid21 19

Monday 29 April 2013 23:58

bitches be trippin'... into other men's beds.

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Tuesday 7 May 2013 3:55

Okay....erm.....cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo....

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