Food and Animals: Fish 101

Fish 101

By liishax3 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him." I was wrong. FML

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superspooky 13

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:26

How does one know if a fish is still hungry or not?

Jellybellybeanz 22

Saturday 22 November 2014 18:21

RIP Nemo

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crashley21 10

Friday 28 November 2014 6:19

Sounds like my little brother with my sea monkeys when I was 12.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 24 July 2021 1:26

It's a fish. How could you possibly tell if it was hungry? And I thought it was common knowledge that too much food will kill them.

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