Today, I went to a family counseling session because my parents are getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel like I caused it. She says that there is no way I could have caused it, that it's my parents' problem when my mom interrupts her to say, "Yes she did." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom sent me to a counselor she knew "through the church" so that I could get some stressors off my chest. Worst idea ever. This "counselor" invalidated everything I had to say and basically told me to pray the issues away, all while completely ignoring me. FML
Today, during family therapy, the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes, my two sons, my daughter, and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML
Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML
Today, my parents happily announced that they're getting remarried. They divorced because of the strain brought on by me nearly dying in a car accident. So basically they put us through all that shit, including me blaming myself for everything, for nothing. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML
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stone_light 0
kids are never the cause of a divorce. the parents just suck
DrPluton 0
I've heard of this happening sometimes when the wife becomes jealous of the attention that the father pays to the daughter.
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Comments (145)
arques 0
Don't listen to your mom. Kids don't cause divorce, sure they can make it harder on an already strained relationship but if your mom wants to blame you she's just trying to make excuse and she's definitely to blame.
PaulWeller 0
Epistemology student here. That was probably the worst quote fail I have ever seen.
RisaChan_fml 0
moms blame everything on there kids
RisaChan_fml 0
**** YOU #33 its not always the kids fault. some parents are just irresponsible idiots [well most of them are] for example. its not my f-ing fault if my parents are crack addicts and thats all they spend money on is drugs and leave there kid in the streets and abuse them. think about it. most of us have trauma in our lives you piece of shit
GreenHacker 0
You got trolled hard, dude
RisaChan_fml 0
**** YOU #33 its not always the kids fault. some parents are just irresponsible idiots [well most of them are] for example. its not my f-ing fault if my parents are crack addicts and thats all they spend money on is drugs and leave there kid in the streets and abuse them. think about it. most of us have trauma in our lives you piece of shit
Jarlais 0
why you son of a bitch! go jump off a bridge!
ForgottenRemix0 0
wow, ur the first person on here i actually feel sry for, **** that bitch!
uallsuckatlife16 0
can u give me ur moms phone number so i can **** with that filthy *****
perdix 31
Yeah! Give us all the number, so we can gang bang her. That'll teach her a lesson she won't soon forget. Yeah.
J_Harless 0
Did you sleep with your dad? that might have been why it's your fault.
tony8pie 0
Sorry your mom is a poisonous bitch. Find a new one...?