Economy class - FML

Economy class

By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 02:01

Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML

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Major_Haywire 7

Wednesday 9 October 2019 5:23

Did they remove your spine?

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 9 October 2019 4:10

I'm confused. Do you have an open marriage? Did you know he was her lover before he moved in? If not, how did you find out, and have you reached out to a divorce attorney, yet?

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Joshuamtran 10

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Thursday 10 October 2019 19:52

People please read things and consider different perspectives. 1. He is being sarcastic - which means he has a back injury and his wife decides to cheat on him by bringing another man into their house. 2. He could be having an open marriage before, but she's escalated it into the guy moving in, which usually isn't cool in open relationships. Stop attacking the OP.

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