Awkward, Cheating and Love: Don't shoot the messenger - FML

Don't shoot the messenger

By ........................... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I helped my buddy write a sweet love letter to his girlfriend. After reading it, she dumped him for being an "Edward Cullen wannabe", and when my girlfriend found out, she dumped me for "cheating" on her by writing the letter in the first place. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 26 July 2013 2:59

Fantards, fantards everywhere. And, if your girlfriend hates that you tried to help a friend out, maybe it was better for the relationship to end. Your heart was in the right place, sorry it had to be for naught.

Allornone 35

Friday 26 July 2013 3:03

That really isn't something you should advertise on fml.

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FRUITFUCKED 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 8:35

Edward Cullen writes love letters?

tewa21 12

Monday 29 July 2013 18:25

On the bright side now you are two buddies who are free and single.

hatemyluck 15

Saturday 3 August 2013 3:34

I hope you guys are like..14. If not, then you're lucky for losing of a crazy gf.

dccomics94 12

Wednesday 26 March 2014 19:33

Man don't sweat it. You were helping a friend and if she doesn't like that, she's a bitch and you're better off without her.

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