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wheezy This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Don't accept every dare

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Sorry to hear...that must blow.

Wtf were you doing with it? Practicing your deepthroating skills?

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Did you wear braces? I was thinking it could.

Feedmyaddiction5 14

It could have needed removed from her lips

WTF? you have to blow it NOT "blow" it, dumbass

Now you have a band camp story!

Don't worry. There are worse things than a harmonica that could've been stuck there.

This story sounds familiar to me... Hey OP, didn't I extract a Coke bottle from your ass? Look at my profile pic and tell me if that's you.

Dont lie, it was up ur ass; wasnt it...

That made my day