Today, I wanted to print out a 100-page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this, I picked a time when I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes, waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML
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Today, I printed my 10 page econometrics problem set questions out on $15/100 sheet ivory resume paper that I'd accidentally left in the paper tray on my printer. It turned out to be the wrong assignment. FML
Today, I had an appointment with the CEO of a big company about a game I'm going to make for them. The first thing I did after sitting down was to throw my coffee all over his desk. FML
Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML
Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I told everyone at work I could fix the office printer because “I work with computers.” After pressing random buttons for ten minutes, I somehow changed the language to Korean and printed 87 blank pages. The IT guy arrived, looked at me, sighed, and fixed it in 30 seconds. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes on the phone with tech support before realizing my “broken” printer was unplugged behind the desk and had been the whole time. The agent waited in silence as I was checking, but I was too embarrassed to tell him, so I hung up the phone in shame. FML
Today, I printed 500 event posters with the wrong venue because I copied from last year’s file. Client needs them by tomorrow. Now I’m pulling an all-nighter reprinting everything. Coffee is my only friend. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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donner1423 0
Game strategy guide? 100 page? At work? Bound to happen.
cxal_fml 0
why wouldn't you print it out 10 pages at a time - then even if you got caught no one would care?
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Comments (202)
mwischmann 0
10 minutes to print a 100 page document? Your company must not have a laser printer.
Yata_fml 0
spoiler alert- you're going to have plenty of time to play that game in the coming weeks
Mr_Resetti 0
Why did you need all 100 pages at once?
mikew85 0
You're a douchebag for using your company's resources like that. I'm glad you got caught. YDI
Fyourface 0
somebody got fiaaaareeed
cornchip229 0
dude bad company is orgasmic, I don't know what you are smoking.
Darthbane2007 19
YDI. I mean If you have a computer at home, just download the game guide and when you need to look at a specific part, look for it. Unless it's for company related purposes, don't print out 100 page documents..
aysia10 0
two words: epic fail.
VolleyballSMASH 1
that is when you cancel the print moron
logical_guy 0
how retarded are you? print it like 10 pages at a time or something numbnuts...
staaaacyy 0
loser