Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lititz, United States
DIY project idea
Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML
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BossMindedFemale 20
Shrek the 4th.
TrippingOnAcid 29
The smell would be ogrebearing
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BossMindedFemale 20
Shrek the 4th.
wolfgold2 20
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
grace31297 14
Sure, right now it seems odd- but just wait till there's a black out. Who knows, maybe having a twisted son could be a blessing in disguise.
DraconicFeline 31
I'm pretty sure there's a Calvin and Hobbes strip about this too...
The_4th_Doctor 13
There is; I loved that comic! "Mom, do we have any string?" "Sure Calvin, what for?" "I'm saving up my earwax to make a candle." "Oh Calvin-! Bleeugh!" "Can at least make a box of crayons?"
CarDude91 5
Is his best friend an ass?
NzaHaFML 13
You should replace the earwax with q-tips and say the EarGods are trying to tell him something.
limealicious 15
There is already a fourth Shrek. :P
BossMindedFemale 20
No, there is only a third Shrek. OP's son, is going to star in the fourth.
Articulation 12
"Shrek Forever After", anyone?
m1e0l 12
That's nasty
football98_fml 20
At least he's trying to be creative
hulopro 16
I read that in a Cleveland voice.
TrippingOnAcid 29
The smell would be ogrebearing
sofaqueen_ 14
You sure know how to raise 'em
ohSNAPyall 26
Get your own thread.
ireadsometimes 13
That is very nasty.
Noremac42 8
Maybe with all his wax cleared out he'll listen to you better. This is actually to your benefit.
flufee2 27
Wax helps you hear actually
DArthurVaderian 18
Too much of it impedes hearing like an earplug.
spatula232 25
Tbh I think that's pretty cool
brand125 17
except it doesnt work, disproved on mythbusters..
xoteeshaox 22
I've seen ads about people who can supposedly help clear all the wax out of your ears and make it into candles. Not sure if it's guaranteed to work though
SnazzyPotter 17
That will smell lovely!
fsxman1 11
That's cute!
BossMindedFemale 20
Well .. it kind of depends on his age, I would say.
adamzki1999 16
It's pretty disgusting
Jojohn0 23
"Today, I found out my son is ambitious. FML" there's always a bright side... Kinda
gracehi 31
Resourceful little tyke.