Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lititz, United States
DIY project idea
Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML
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BossMindedFemale 20
Shrek the 4th.
TrippingOnAcid 29
The smell would be ogrebearing
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seemetrot_fml 16
The face I made when I read that..
blazerman_fml 17
Similar to the face people make when you suck on something sour like a Lemon?
seemetrot_fml 16
Yes. Pretty much exactly hahaha
zuzuily 14
That's pretty gross >.
deebiedoobie 13
Makes me think of that scene in the first Shrek movie when Shrek pulls a wad of it out of his ear and stamps it into a candle.
blazerman_fml 17
Possibly a gift..or maybe he would stick it where the sun don't shine!little weirdo haha..But now I really want to know what his end game was.
clemscott 10
Ew he needs a lesson on hygiene
davincidasecond 24
Well that's ... Resourceful? Oh, who am I kidding, that's just nasty. Just imagine how that would smell ...
thecouchisalive 20
I'm doing that...
HJKM_fml 19
If your son is 5 or 6 this would be kind of cute. If he's 15 or 16 then it would be not so cute. It's hard to form an opinion on this without knowing your son's age.
crackpotL 33
They did a mythbusters episode about that. They said it doesn't work. Let us know if he succeeds.
Ray_of_midnight 22
Maybe he read somthing about the new age phenomenon known as "ear candling" somewhere? Scientific evidence says it's quackery but that doesn't stop folks from believing in it.