Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Lititz, United States

DIY project idea

Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter

When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!

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14 July 2014, 23:03

Shrek the 4th.

14 July 2014, 23:03

The smell would be ogrebearing

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27 April 2023, 21:25

A birthday candle or one of those fat triple wick monsters?

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27 April 2023, 23:24

Everyone’s over here talking about Shrek and here I am thinking of Bender from Futurama.