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DIY project idea

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lititz

Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

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BossMindedFemale 20

Monday 14 July 2014 23:03

Shrek the 4th.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 14 July 2014 23:03

The smell would be ogrebearing

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spinningrecords 14

Thursday 27 April 2023 21:25

A birthday candle or one of those fat triple wick monsters?

poopface82 23

Thursday 27 April 2023 23:24

Everyone’s over here talking about Shrek and here I am thinking of Bender from Futurama.

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Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML

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Today, I was called in to work on my day off to cover for a co-worker because she was busy getting it on with my brother. FML

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Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

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