Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lititz, United States
DIY project idea
Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML
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BossMindedFemale 20
Shrek the 4th.
TrippingOnAcid 29
The smell would be ogrebearing
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worldclassrager 39
Likes his animated flicks a bit too much...but that's some sort of use for it...suggest bees wax
ohdangitstsang 3
when the power goes out and you realize you forgot to buy candles, you'll be glad he did that
Faded315 6
common what the **** is wrong with you people damn
JBChristian 47
Tell me, I'm listening.
buckdharma 37
And he's knitting you a sweater using his belly button lint, right?
firebird07 13
This sucks , for you, for two reasons: Firstly, the saving ear wax thing is just nasty. Secondly, apparently you son hasn't seen the episode of Mythbusters where they attempt that exact thing, creating a candle from ear wax, and they disprove ithe possibility.
224ShaedsOfPetty 3
Lmao... that's ******* funny.!!!
Dumbledora 9
Sounds like something Carl would do from As told By Ginger xD Your son is creative, at least.
gagafan91 10
Mythbusters proved that it's impossible, so it seems his dedication is in vain.
sometimessam 16
Very resourceful.
stupidface15 16
swear this was on this site a year or two ago.... maybe its just deja vu