Love: Detective work - FML

Detective work

By broken vows - 15/03/2014 21:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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coolster5000 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:19

Wow.

Welshite 39

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:19

Sorry to hear, OP. Cheaters are the worst.

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un4tunately 4

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:08

Jesus... What a strange family...

wftreality 6

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:21

Ummmm ... Married and never met THIS brother before??

nialls_girl 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:29

Sorry op... Seems like everyone cheats these days. :/

darkfireflame 15

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:33

Either way, divorce time.

rdnkchevy 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:34

Leave her

devildog3766 3

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:35

I would hate living in arkansas!!

JMichael 25

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:05

That cheating bitch

joemorton1800 3

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:17

Wow

Bunny_nutz_fml 11

Sunday 16 March 2014 6:24

anyone wanna tell me how he deserves it for being cheated on

bmayra 6

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:10

I know the feeling.

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