How's the project going? By Lewis - 11/12/2018 18:00 Fine... I guess? I agree, your life sucks 239 You deserved it 98 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 348 You deserved it 14 981
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML I agree, your life sucks 16 634 You deserved it 80 829
Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 584 You deserved it 303
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML I agree, your life sucks 25 201 You deserved it 141 011
Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 434 You deserved it 4 964
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML I agree, your life sucks 5 198 You deserved it 1 366
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 808 You deserved it 12 551
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML I agree, your life sucks 28 194 You deserved it 3 055