Creeper

By Ugh-Lee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML
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MAGNAVOX 0

Maybe she wanted you to follow her to the back?

RedPillSucks 31

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Adm055 0

So you're ugly. Big ******* deal. Ugly guys get beautiful women all the time. At the base level, you're no different from them. My advice? Disregard whatever moral code you may have, use your newfound ruthlessness to get filthy rich and gain influence, then work on your sense of humor. Women eat that up with a spoon.

Adm055 0

And then come back for seconds.

Maybe she found you too attractive and went to the back so that she could admire you without you knowing.

reddwarf_fml 0

wellaybe if u weren't drooling on her.......

you definitely should have looked back at her and stared at her. and I'm not talking just casual looking. I'm talking like INTENSE STARE. scare the living shit out of her with it.

maybe she thought you were someone else and got embarressed that it wasnt who she thought?!